The sinner of many ex

Sinner: bless me father, never before
was my last confession
Priest: God is full of grace
Sinner: i have sinned against God and many of my ex
Priest: ok!
Sinner: its not ok father, i never loved them
Priest: why? My son
Sinner: The person i ever loved was engaged for a longtime And got married some years back
Priest. Who? And to whom?
Sinner: Beyonce, and to jay z
Priest:for your penance,say act of contriction 99 times
Sinner: abah father! Why?
Priest: cos jiggah has 99 problems but U ll never become one!
(The Sinner slammed the confession door)
...by orisafunfun